Grape Ape.
Over 40-feet high
Grape Ape.
Just a little bit shy
Grape Ape.
For a super strong guy
Yup, that's me.
The great, Grape Ape
Grape Ape.
If he comes to your town
Grape Ape.
He will really put down
Grape Ape.
Any bad guy around
The great, Grape Ape
What a sight to see him chuggin' block after block.
Things begin to shake and quake and rattle and rock.
The big, big, big, big, gorilla
Grape Ape.
I do not recommend
He is one to offend
Grape Ape.
So be sure he's your friend
Better be sure.
The great, Grape Ape
Yup, that's me.
06_G.I. Ape-The Purple Avenger
Oh, man, what traffic jam.
We're gonna be stuck here all day long.
Yeah, Beegley Beagley, stuck.
That means we're gonna miss lunch,
with blueberry pie
and tutti-frutti ice cream for dessert.
Grape Ape, blueberry pie.
Tootsie-fruitsie, Grape Ape.
Let's go, Beegley Beagley.
That tootsie-fruitsie gets him every time.
- Come on! - Get moving!
Let's get this show on the road!
I don't know how you did it, but you're all
going to get tickets for illegal parking,
and never mind the excuses!
A 40-foot purple ape!
Boy, this city is sure gettin' busy and crowded.
I don't even know where we are.
Now, what we need here is to get away
from all this hub and this bub.
Yeah, hub and bub, hub and bub,
- hubbity-bubbity-bubbitty-bub... - All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right!
- Bubbitty... - All right!
Grape Ape, look, there is our answer.
Travel, see the world, come in and sign up now.
Yeah, travel, a free trip.
Well, leave it to Beegle and it'll be aloha and arrivederci.
Aloha and arrivea-viva-derci.
[Join now!] [Uncle Sam wants you - Army-Navy]
Uh, hi, uh, this was were we
sign up to see the world for free?
Yup, you came to the right place.
Special, this week only, Islands of the Pacific.
Sign right here.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
Uh, now, uh, what about my friend?
What friend?
Hey, you gettin' funny or somethin'?
I don't see no friend.
Uh, that friend.
Yip, it's a gorilla-la-la-la-la-la!
Okay, okay, a 40-foot purple ape wants to sign up,
hey, pal, I'm all for it.
Sorry, Grape Ape.
Uh, thank you, sir, when do we leave on our free trip?
Right away, now shape up both of you rookies,
you're in the army now!
The-the-the ar-ar-army?
Did-did-did-ditto.
Suck in that gut, don't slump, stand straight!
Ten-hut!
And salute when I say ten-hut!
Uh, now, uh, look, corporal, this is all a big mistake.
Now you'll never in a million years get us in the army.
I have relatives in Washington,
my uncle is a lawyer, as a matter of fact!
All right, at ease!
Major Ramrod, that's the stupidest looking
recruit in the whole army.
Well, one of the stupidest looking recruits
in the whole army, next to you!
What's your name, soldier?
Uh, which on of us are you talkin' to, sir?
What do you mean, which one?
There's only one of you there, lay brain.
Where's the other one?
Uh, right there, sir, private Grape Ape.
Uh, sir, it's a very la-la-large recruit.
Detail, retreat, on the double!
Ahhhh.
[Mess Hall]
Sergeant Crunch, those two weirdos
will wreck the reputation of the army.
I want them out, understand?
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
The Doc is gonna give them their physicals,
then they'll be out, as sure as my name is,
uh, my name is, um, uh, oh, I had it, uh,
oh, Grudge, sir.
- They'd better be, or else! - No, no, no, no promotion?
- No stripes! - No stripes.
I will now test their automatic reflex actions.
Anything, Doc, just so they flunk.
Oh, oh, oh, excellent.
Now this other young chap.
He flunks, huh, Doc, he flunks, right, right, right?
Flunk, I have practiced medicine for 30 years,
and that is the strongest reflex action I have ever seen.
Congratulations, my boy.
Now, I will determine if his heartbeat is normal.
Forget the normal, get him out of the army, all right, doctor?
Just hold steady up there.
Oh, oh, oh, perfect, perfect, he passes.
Wish I had a heartbeat like that.
Not out, those two flips are not out of the army?
That's the most hair-brained, witless, crackpot,
half-baked rubbish I ever heard of!
Hahaha, oh, thank you, sir, I knew you'd understand.
What?
Oh, no, sir, I mean, what I don't, I ... but I... , I mean,
It won't be long now.
Today they take the intelligence test,
and they're a synch to bomb out on that, cause they,
they're not, uh...
- If they don't... - I know, I know,
no pro-pro-pro-promotion,
and no stri-stri-stri-stripes.
- No sleeve! - No sleeve, oh.
Grape Ape, yum, yum.
Blue ink, blue ink, Grape Ape.
No, soldier, the pens are for the test.
Just put a mark next to the answer
you think is the right one, got it?
Grape Ape, got it, get it?
Every answer correct, 100 percent.
Grape Ape winner, champion Grape Ape.
I'll never kick dogs or little kids,
why is this happening to me?
Still in the army?
Those two meatballs are still in my army?
Grudge, you have the brains of a backward water buffalo.
Oh, thank you, sir, I owe it all to the army way of life.
I'm giving you one more chance to get rid of those creeps!
Oh, I'll do it this time, sir, oh, honestly, sir.
I promise, I promise, cross my heart.
They gotta pass marching inspection
and I'm the one who's doing the inspectin'.
Boy, will I get them!
- Boy, if you don't... - I know, I know, I know.
No promotion, no stripes, no sleeve...
- No shirt! - No shirt.
Okay, I'm warning you, dog pushers, one mistake
and you're tru, t-r-u, tru.
Watch this, sir, I'll drill them right outta their boots,
or my name ain't, uh, my name ain't, uh...
Never mind, bean head.
Uh, bean head, no that's close but I think it's a shorter name,
- more like, uh... - Drill 'em!
Drill 'em, no, that's not it, oh, uh, drill 'em! Yes, sir!
Detail, ten-hut!
Forward march!
Rear march!
For the right side, march!
For the left side, march!
Forward, march, the rear, march!
The left side, march, the right side, march.
Huh, sir, pretty soon they're gonna make a big mistake,
and then, pow, out they go, huh, sir?
- One question, sergeant. - Yes?
When they make that big mistake,
how in the blazers are you gonna know?
You mush brain, you can't see 'em!
Grudge, you know what this means.
Uh, I guess this is the wrong time
to talk about my promotion, ain't it, sir?
Uh, hi there, sergeant, uh, corporal, Pfc, private,
below private, below-below private?
Bingo.
Gee, now that's tough.
You know when me and Grape Ape first got into the army,
we sure wanted to get out.
Now he tells me.
But we are startin' to like it,
see, Grape Ape is out there havin' a great time.
Throw him out!
Any soldier who can't get through the obstacle course
doesn't stay in my army.
Out, out, out!
Grape Ape stuck, washout.
Bye-bye GI, Grape Ape.
We did it, we did it, major!
- We did it? - Oh, I mean, you did it, sir.
- Now, you're talkin'. - Who-hoo.
Yay, yahoo! Who-ha-ha.
- We're out of the army now. - Boom-boom.
- It's better this way, I know, - Boom-boom.
Boom-boom, boom-boomity-boomity-boom.
Boom-boom, boomity-boom, boom.
Uh, I know, I know.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
This is the quaint village of Dumpnograd in upper Bulgaria,
nestled high in the mountains of lower Carpathia,
or is it nestled low in mountains of higher Carpathia,
whatever.
For centuries, this colorful little kingdom
has been proudly proclaimed
for its peaceful, prosperous, happy peasants.
We are happy peasants now
How we love our happy cow
- Oom-pa-pa - Oom-pa-pa
Oom-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Moo.
But alas, now bad days have come to lovely upper Bulgaria.
No longer do the people proudly proclaim
they are peaceful, prosperous, happy peasants.
- Oh, oh. - Oh, oh.
Moo.
[All together] Oh.
Why has Dumpnograd become some a miserable place
in which to live?
Because of one man, and one man alone,
the world renown local tyrant,
Baron Nasty Nastovich Nogoodnik.
All right, you peasants.
- No. - No.
Hold down the moaning and groaning.
I have an announcement from your beloved tyrant.
Boo, boo.
Who said that?
Never mind, just read about the taxes.
As you command, your tyrant chief.
Out loud, out loud, cabbage head.
That's right.
By order of your exalted tyrant, Baron Nogoodnik,
all peasants must now pay double taxes
or, whammo, into the slammer.
Oh, boy, am I mean and rotten, sensational!
You're evilship, I am pitiful peasant flugal,
and I cannot pay more taxes,
all I have in the whole world is the clothes on my back.
- Oh, that's all, pitiful peasant flugal, - Yeah,
- the clothes on your back? - Yeah, that's all.
I'll take them!
But never fear, all is not hopeless in upper Bulgaria,
for there is a legend among the simple folk of the land.
When tyranny and oppression seem unbearable,
a hero and champion
will ride out of the night to save them,
a hero who is bold, daring, resourceful.
I am pitiful peasant farfel, your rottenship.
All I have in the world is this cheesy-thatched hut.
That's all peasant farfel, a cheesy-thatched hut?
- That's all. - Okay, I'll take it.
Oh, woe is me, woe is me.
Oh, that poor peasant fella.
I'm gonna go talk to that low down tyrant.
Me too, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Let's go.
New law from abominable tyrant.
First strangers that are found in a village
will be locked in solitary confinement for life, ha-ha
or maybe longer.
Soli...ahem...solitary confinement for strangers?
You know something, Grape,
we better use my brains and your brawn.
We are happy peasants now
And we love it in this old town
Happy peasant, oh, we love it, yeah, yeah
Happy peasant, oh, we love it,
- happy happy - Okay, okay,
hold it down, okay, okay,
Grape, grape, grape!
Uh, you wanna attract attention?
Sorry.
We've never seen you before.
You must be stranger.
Oh, no, no, not stranger.
I mean we're uh, friend here,
yeah, we live here since we was tiny babies.
Friend?
Not see friend, where friend?
Uh, up there friend.
It's a goril-ill-ill-illa-ski!
Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.
Shh! Not to fear,
uh, he is your ordinary 40-foot tall peasant,
like everybody else.
It's hard life for peasant.
- Oh. - Oh.
If only Zorroski, the purple avenger were here to save us.
Zorroski, uh, who's that?
Zorroski, the purple avenger, is the biggest hero
in the history of upper Bulgaria.
Look, here's a picture of the purple avenger.
Purple avenger, huh?
Hey, come here, Grape Ape.
Now, this is where my brains...
and your brawn...
Gotcha.
Hmm, somehow, I get the feeling that pretty soon
the great Zorroski will arrive again.
And so, a legend is reborn.
Out of the night, the new purple avenger appears.
Grape Ape, Zorroski, Grape Ape.
Moving silently, stealthily through the night,
Ow, Grape Ape.
Shh, quiet, will ya?
Oh, well, as the purple avenger
thrashes through the night,
all I can say is look out tyrant!
It's quiet out there in village, too quiet.
Zorroski, the purple avenger, special return perform --
Zorroski.
There is no Zorroski, that purple avenger is
merely an ignorant peasant superstition.
Zorroski, Grape Ape.
Oh, no, it's an ignorant peasant superstition.
It is Zorroski.
Your villianship, I would like to make a statement.
- Yes, yes, what is it? - I quit!
You can't quit.
You have 50-year assistant tyrant contract.
- Contract don't count. - You break contract,
you in danger.
That counts.
I *** will close eyes for 10 seconds
then one of you will write on blackboard
where to find Zorroski.
And we will see who is the avenger.
Not to worry, Chumpski, we peak.
Go, one, two, three, four, five... six,
seven, eight, nine, ten.
Now we open our eyes, ready or not.
They're gone, the lowly peasants are gone!
- The sign says... - I know, I know!
This plan best I ever think of.
Hundred percent sure thing.
Boy, oh, boy, I sure hope so.
Tomorrow is big peasant festival, music, dancin',
when peasants come to courtyard to dance,
*** Zorroski sure to be among them, ha-ha-ha.
And when we see him, I will pull this rope,
and the purple avenger
will be our prisoner at last, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
At last, ha-ha-ha.
One of them is the purple avenger,
when I discover which one...
Who-who-hi, I can hardly wait.
One, two, three, jig, one, two, three, jig,
oh, Grape Ape is dancin' now.
One, two, three, jig, one, two, three, jig...
Easy, easy, Grape, Grape, watch-watch out!
Now for the next plan.
Time to leave, signed Zorroski.
We're leavin', we're leavin'.
Nope, nothing on help wanted page.
Nobody wants to hire a tyrant.
Maybe we better look for some other kind of work.
Never, if we don't find village that wants a tyrant,
then we build our own village!
Come on, Chumpski, don't be lazy lumpski.
We are happy peasants now
We still love our pretty cow
If only we could thank Zorroski for saving us from the tyrant.
Oh, now, that's easy, he's right here.
Where, where is Zorroski?
- I'm not seeing anybody. - Uh, up there.
- It's a gorill-la-la-la! - It's a gorill-la-la-la!
Oh, no, no, no, it's the purple avenger.
Uh, show 'em, Grape.
Grape Ape, mask.
Gallop, gallop, gallop.
Bye-bye tyrant, Grape Ape.
It is Zorroski, the purple avenger!
Stay here with us forever, Zorroski, be our leader!
Yes, be our leader, be our leader, be our lea...
Oh, Look at that appetite.
We will become bankrupt.
There's only one thing to do.
That road fastest way out of upper Bulgaria.
Too bad you got to go so quick.
- Uh, we don't really have to go. - Come back some time soon,
Maybe ten years.
Twenty years even better.
Well, make a note of that, Grape,
come back in 20 years, ha-ha-ha.
Right, Beegley Beagley, huh-ha.
Up, up and away, purple avenger.
Grape Ape.
By: Reza Fa.